Take sitting to the next level with Chair Pants! Chair Pants attach easily to any existing pants. A rigid, yet supple polypropylene cup gently cradles your behind. Sturdy carbon fiber rods support up to 1000 pounds (454 kilograms). To activate your Chair Pants simply make a sitting motion. Stand up and the Chair Pants legs fold neatly away. A patented rod hinge allows the Chair Pants legs to hang down when not in use.
Available in sizes s, m, l.
Height: (S) 73 cm
Width: (S) 43 cm
Depth: (S) 25 cm
Weight: (S) 825 grams
Disclaimer By ordering Chair Pants you agree to assume all responsibility for use of this product. The Weak Shop assumes no liability for the use or misuse of Chair Pants. Our lawyers have been drinking their milk. They know what they're talking about.
Warranty We cannot guarantee that the Chair Pants you purchase will last beyond two minutes. This is because our factory workers were most likely feeling weaker than normal during the manufacturing process, probably due to the fact that they don’t drink enough milk. Lapses in product quality are very likely.
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