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Make hiking a joy again! When your energy is low the last thing you want to do is wear a backpack. But the Float Pack is different. Load whatever you want to carry inside the sturdy ballistic nylon pack. Then inflate the top portion with helium - available at many novelty shops. The patented Helium Cell will take the weight off of your back, making you feel lighter and more energetic. The Float Pack is the backpack that practically carries itself!

Helium Cell Diameter: 1.4 meters
Ballistic nylon pack: 12 liter capacity

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Disclaimer By ordering a Float Pack you agree to assume all responsibility for use of this product. The Weak Shop assumes no liability for the use or misuse of the Float Pack. Our lawyers have been drinking their milk. They know what they're talking about.

Warranty We cannot guarantee that the Float Pack you purchase will last beyond two minutes. This is because our factory workers were most likely feeling weaker than normal during the manufacturing process, probably due to the fact that they don't drink enough milk. Lapses in product quality are very likely.

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