http://theweakshop.com/contest.html All contest entries. en-ca Copyright 2009 BC Dairy Foundation, http://theweakshop.com/contest-rules.html http://theweakshop.com/invention/efc50971db01b077c6155a5bc3864c16.jpg Invention37 Does it ever feel like even at its lowest speeds the treadmill is a death sentence. Well tire no more with the clockwork treadwalkers. the patent clockwork design of these beauties allows for safe easy t.v watching while something else loses weight for you. It will feel like your not walking at all Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:32:44 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/8a8968ec58236e5ae01a3a2a9510c96d.jpg Invention36 Doing something can waste a lot of vital energy. But not when the something that you're doing is Nothing. Nothing makes sense. Nothing comes with clear instructions which, if followed correctly will change your life forever. Nothing can do this. Nothing is better than Nothing. Sm$10 Med$25 Lg$40 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:00:34 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/ce544cafcf4375f186592716b5be8007.jpg Invention35 A discrete pulley system that looks like stylish suspenders that attaches to your arm that you answer a cell phone with. A loose pull allows you to get the momentum you need to get the phone to your ear before you miss the call Thu, 4 Mar 2010 04:34:27 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/4180b4855dfc07d7aae5038fd09bff32.jpg Invention34 Tired of being tired? What if you could have a clock that automatically knows when enough is enough? Well now you can with the Auto-Snooze Alarm Clock.A microphone positioned on the front of the alarm clock (and only active between beeps) detects your groans and sends a mechanical arm to help out! Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:20:36 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/6287ec87a3d95d82503d4895538e4dc6.jpg Invention33 Doing laundry is a tiring chore. But with underpants made of paper, you can simply rip them off and throw them away! Made of thick tissue for extra durability and comfort, Disposable Underwear not only saves time and energy, it looks great. Comes in a handy dispenser box of 365 for $79.99. Sun, 31 Jan 2010 11:06:14 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/0a1e93a8333e84773369fb580cfac362.jpg Invention32 Doing laundry is a tiring chore. But with underpants and socks made of paper, you can simply rip them off and throw them away! Made of thick tissue for extra durability and comfort, Disposable Underwear not only saves time and energy, it looks great. Comes in a handy dispenser box of 365 for $79.99. Sun, 31 Jan 2010 11:05:42 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/8b3b171937797fda3f3b429b53097373.jpg Invention31 Are you feel tired? Even can not push the barbell? Buy our barbell facilitate! You will push the barbell and our item will lift it! You will fell stronger then you was before! Sat, 30 Jan 2010 05:56:09 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/0b8a07fa2d24ccffcf90f54d6c7b5d91.jpg Invention29 Are you have no energy even to dress trousers? It is not a problem any more! Put your trousers on a hook of ours dresser, step on your jeans, and dresser will dress it on you!Buy it now! Sat, 30 Jan 2010 04:53:30 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/f7da5efa0dbf65fb90c9d93b685eeb12.jpg Invention28 Are you so weak that can not even stand from chair? Our Spring chair is all you need! It will automatically stand you up from chair when you will need it!buy it now for 99$ only! Sat, 30 Jan 2010 04:43:12 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/5f2eaa456794b16f546ae1978d9bab84.jpg Invention27 For people who are absolutely weak our new item -- Strong men! Now you can sleep, but it will sit at work or stand with your friends! It made from silicone! We have a lot of types of strong men! For 299$ only! Sat, 30 Jan 2010 04:36:08 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/eae624bd5e6d8fd6a2b3e5aaf589ac14.jpg Invention26 Are you too tired to open your laptop? it's not a problem any more! The laptop opener will open your laptop. Bay it now for 36 $ only! Sat, 30 Jan 2010 04:16:19 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/ef9ff12d7aed2f020ed7e8e68bc55b32.jpg Invention25 Too weak to shave?Now you can have that fresh, clean-shaven look with absolutely no effort! This latex mask hooks over the ears and covers the lower face, giving you the appearance of a well-groomed, stylish man. With a range of skin tones available, there's a Hair Mask for any face. Only $29.99. Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:29:28 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/37950e43109d061f49ef083da2f81c29.jpg Invention24 The days of laboriously lifting your arm each and every time to turn on a light switch is finally over. Slide Light Switch Supporter onto any belt and rest your elbow onto the support arm - instantly your hand is at the exact level of an average light switch. Works to turn off lights too! Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:22:52 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/3dea052a1c8fdd6cdf63d3c4e2abdffd.jpg Invention23 Weakness prevents you raise your leg? Buy our shoes with no soles! It is so light that walk in them is a pleasure even for very weak people. We have all sizes and many styles of it. Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:24:48 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/48d3a471c23a81bb3d2529f77efbfbd8.jpg Invention22 Are you too tired to bend down, when you take out of the washing machine your clothes? Buy lift for the washing machine right now for $129! Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:18:03 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/31892b473f948d26ac3bbc9152c17cdd.jpg Invention21 Are you too hard to keep vacuum cleaner hose in your hand? So buy from us the holder of the tube of the vacuum cleaner! It can roll. A total of 19.99! Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:12:02 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/5e68c7e8f92a9ede0d732f545a46c556.jpg Invention20 Too tired to keep the iron? Now it's not a problem. Iron on wheels with a control panel will iron itself! Simply click on the remote "forward" or "back".A total of 49.99! Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:04:54 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/c40e6e558df2fd053848c95f940de960.jpg Invention19 This kind of technology is being used to clear your shower. Why notyou?! After all, the last thing you wanted to do when you're tired islather up. And isn't that when you generally take a shower?! This device fits over your shower head to lather you up - using your favorite shower gel. Sat, 5 Dec 2009 21:03:50 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/fba4578864ceaaf11292ac84a1a54ceb.jpg Invention18 So weak you can't even suck? Consider this automatic straw!Simple drop into any container, touch to your lips and the flow starts automatically.Works with all your favorite beverages!Requires 2 AA batteries,uses a good quality peristaltic pump.Consider the Value! $8.99 Thu, 3 Dec 2009 14:52:44 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/e381ef21f26c6dfa55b06a911d07aafe.jpg Invention17 Have you got a weak limp handshake? Hurt yourself starting the car or locking the front door?Insert any key to this conveinient holder and impress all your friends when at the push of a button this handy unit turns and unlocks or locks any door with the corresponding lock! Tue, 1 Dec 2009 13:40:53 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/179bb913eb5e68a42f56c58656573240.jpg Invention16 Answering calls when you're driving is no more tiring and at risk. Just attach it to support hat, let it hold all the time. For as low as $4.99! Hurry Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:18:24 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/e68565cdfbc05194b92f5b4a4f8e5dda.jpg Invention14 Are you too tired to smile? The smile holder is all you need. With it you can smile anytime, to anyone, anywhere. Just wear it on your head. For $23! Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:58:42 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/caea90f76151cbb9cbfa308127449b10.jpg Invention13 Automatic channels switcher it's all you need then you want to watch TV, but too tired to switch channels. It can switch every 5, 10 or 30 seconds. Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:57:41 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/e87f66cd8887e6c83f43f993c6205d9f.jpg Invention12 Working or doing homework is hard enough. With the Super Elbow-Supporter, you no longer have to lift your arms to type! Give yourself a break! Buy it! Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:27:16 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/496114f9b552f254b580250b0f446849.jpg Invention11 Are you too tired to switch of alarm clock at the morning? Our Alarm clock breaker will break you alarm clock as soon as it will signal! Sat, 7 Nov 2009 12:06:33 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/c2ac4bb9a393da75b3e3e7435bbc7601.jpg Invention10 Are you too tired to keep your mouth shut? Put mouth holder on your head and fasten. Our Mouth hold made of rubber, so you can speak or eat with it. Sat, 7 Nov 2009 12:05:02 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/80e688c0c716c4b1a135161b66e3cbd0.jpg Invention9 Too tired to push a shopping card? Shopping card assistant with control panel is all you need! Simply attach it to the bottom of a shopping card! Sat, 7 Nov 2009 11:27:10 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/7c2881d2690102d06de26292049ac436.jpg Invention8 Now you can pour soup from cooking pot to plates by tube with switch. Also we have kettle with tube, coffee pot with tube, cup with tube! Only for $99 Sat, 7 Nov 2009 11:10:53 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/95a192d8a579e727e16788ffd2d06a4e.jpg Invention6 -Filled in with shampoo & conditioner -Handle is made of plastic-Bristles are made of stainless steel & have hole at the tip for equal distribution. Fri, 6 Nov 2009 21:16:23 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/f5f38f2702e259e4a69a84c26357ee0e.jpg Invention4 Are you ever too tired to brush your teeth and just want to watch tv...now you can do both! with the tv brusher 3000. LCD tv and two brush slots allow Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:02:00 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/0c05088ac3674a8878c7ac2946e4bf01.jpg Invention3 Fingers ever get tired of typing? Use Trusty Typer to send emails, shoot IM's, update facebook status, or just hit enter. Just talk & it'll type. $79 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:16:52 PST http://theweakshop.com/invention/cdc338bcb36d7483105a5e79d5ac7385.jpg Invention2 Turning book and newspaper pages is exhausting. With the Page Turner it's a breeze. Chose your reading speed and relax. Works great with Support Hat. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:17:06 PST