Disclaimer By ordering a Long Arm Tennis Racquet you agree to assume all responsibility for use of this product. The Weak Shop assumes no liability for the use or misuse of the Long Arm Tennis Racquet. Our lawyers have been drinking their milk. They know what they're talking about.

Warranty We cannot guarantee that the Long Arm Tennis Racquet you purchase will last beyond two minutes. This is because our factory workers were most likely feeling weaker than normal during the manufacturing process, probably due to the fact that they don’t drink enough milk. Lapses in product quality are very likely.