Some days you only have a certain amount of energy. You can take a shower but after drying yourself off you might be too tired to get dressed. What can you do? You can’t go to school or work naked. Have no fear. Get yourself some Towel Clothes! These thick, absorbent clothes dry your body as you get dressed. And the neat tailoring and fashionable designs are perfect for home, school or the office. Choose from Tropical, Beachy Keen and Snappy. Please specify s, m, or l
Made from 100% cotton. Machine washable. Follow the care instructions on the label.
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Disclaimer By ordering Towel Clothes you agree to assume all responsibility for use of this product. The Weak Shop assumes no liability for the use or misuse of Towel Clothes. Our lawyers have been drinking their milk. They know what they're talking about.
Warranty We cannot guarantee that the Towel Clothes you purchase will last beyond two minutes. This is because our factory workers were most likely feeling weaker than normal during the manufacturing process, probably due to the fact that they don't drink enough milk. Lapses in product quality are very likely.
